{"id":5823,"date":"2011-01-06T10:29:08","date_gmt":"2011-01-06T08:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pinartarhan.com\/blog\/?p=5823"},"modified":"2011-01-06T10:29:11","modified_gmt":"2011-01-06T08:29:11","slug":"stone-starring-edward-norton-robert-de-niro-milla-jovovich-frances-conroy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pinartarhan.com\/blog\/stone-starring-edward-norton-robert-de-niro-milla-jovovich-frances-conroy\/","title":{"rendered":"Stone starring Edward Norton, Robert De Niro, Milla Jovovich & Frances Conroy"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Stone<\/a>
Stone starring Edward Norton, Robert De Niro, Milla Jovovich & Frances Conroy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Whoa. I just watched Stone and I feel a huge burden was lifted off my shoulders. Stone ended up being one of the worst disappointments ever.<\/p>\n

I admit I had high expectations. Although I didn\u2019t expect an original plot, I wanted interesting characters, a good direction (John Curran was directing) and a flowing story. I got none.<\/p>\n

**<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s what happens in the film: <\/strong><\/p>\n

Stone (Edward Norton<\/a>) is a convict, serving time for arson. He has to persuade the seasoned parole officer Jack (Robert De Niro<\/a>) that he deserves early freedom. But he believes that it will be easier if his gorgeous wife Lucetta (Milla Jovovich<\/a>) seduces Jack as well.<\/p>\n

At first Jack is wary and unresponsive to Lucetta, but it doesn\u2019t take that long for her to get him to have sex with her. But with two people as unstable as Lucetta and Stone, can Jack prevent his wife (Frances Conroy) from finding out?<\/p>\n

**<\/p>\n

Ok, the plot did seem entirely predictable before watching but I was relying on the director John Curran to make it worth. After all, he and Edward Norton<\/a> gave us the wonderful The Painted Veil<\/a>. But while not being as predictable as anticipated, Stone doesn\u2019t deserve the label thriller at all. Yes, it is drama but I am not sure it even deserves that title. After all dramas are supposed to give you at least one character worth worrying about? Worth caring for?<\/p>\n

Jack lives with his depressed, over-religious wife. But he alone is the one to blame for such a soulless existence. He treated his wife like she wasn\u2019t even there over 4 decades ago and when she wanted to leave, he almost threw their kid out of the window. No, this really happened. He literally took his own child from the bed and threatened to throw her out! His wife freaked and stayed. And that scene was the only interesting scene of the movie.<\/p>\n

Milla Jovovich plays Stone\u2019s sex-crazed wife who seems to be mad about her husband- so mad in fact that she would seduce the much older Stone. But even before Stone, she gets to f*** some guy out of the blue. And in the daytime, she is a school teacher, teaching young children. Ouch.<\/p>\n

And Stone sounds like stoned through the whole movie. Yes, Edward creatively invents a character but his rants grow old and boring pretty quickly.<\/p>\n

The movie is soulless and well, I mostly blame it on the writer Angus MacLachlan.<\/p>\n

Frankly, there are tens of other Norton and De Niro movies you should watch before you should waste time on this one. And hey, if you are in the mood for Norton\u2019s weird rants, and all the weird religious talk on the radio\u2026<\/p>\n

Currently, at 6.0 on IMDB, it is annoyingly overrated. And this is coming from a major Norton fan.<\/p>\n

Also on Edward Norton<\/strong><\/p>\n

Edward Norton Trivia<\/a><\/p>\n

Leaves of Grass<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kingdom of Heaven<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Down in the Valley<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

25th Hour<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Fight Club<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

The Illusionist<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Painted Veil<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

American History X<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Primal Fear<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Incredible Hulk<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Pride and Glory<\/a><\/strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n

Also on Robert De Niro<\/strong><\/p>\n

Coming Soon: Limitless starring Bradley Cooper & Robert De Niro<\/a><\/p>\n

City by the Sea starring Robert De Niro, Frances McDormand and James Franco<\/a><\/a><\/p>\n

Stardust, The Air I Breathe, Playing by Heart, The Good Shepherd, Hairspray & He\u2019s Just Not That Into You: 6 Good Movies with Brilliant Casts<\/a><\/a><\/p>\n

20 Reasons to Love Stardust- feat. Michelle Pfeiffer, Claire Danes, Robert De Niro & Charlie Cox<\/a><\/p>\n

Also on Milla Jovovich<\/strong><\/p>\n

A Perfect Getaway starring Timothy Olyphant, Steve Zahn & Milla Jovovich<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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