I was so looking forward to this movie. I mean have you seen the cast? With the exception of Taylor Swift, the names are really impressive: Julia Roberts, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Jennifer Garner, Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Alba, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Taylor Lautner, Shirley Mclaine…
But it is like director Gary Marshall (Pretty Woman, Frankie and Johnny, Runaway Bride) knew he would have an all-star cast so no effort or whatsoever has been put into the script. There are many intersecting stories and ordinary dialogue. Yes, it takes place on A Valentine’s Day but nothing interesting happens- either in the comic or romantic sense.
The stories? Well, it is more like a bunch of characters:
– Grandparents and their little grandchild in love and missing his mother and teenage granddaughter announcing she will have sex.
– A married, two-timing doctor (Patrick Dempsey) and his clueless girlfriend (Jennifer Garner)
– A nice guy working in the mailroom (Topher Grace) and his girlfriend ( Anne Hathaway)- who is secretly working as an adult phone entertainer. Yes, phone sex. And no, he doesn’t know about it.
– A PR professional who hates this day – Jessica Biel
– A football player whose future is in jeopardy- Eric Dane- oh, his PR gal is Jessica Biel.
– Two strangers on a plane- Julia Roberts and Bradley Cooper
– Two high school kids in love- Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift- friends with the couple getting ready to have sex
– A flower shop owner- Ashton Kutcher- who just proposed to his girl friend (Jessica Alba). Unfortunately for him, she is not that eager. And, oh- he also is friends with Jennifer Garner’s character Julia- who is a school teacher, also the teacher of the lovesick grandkid
– An unhappy sports news guy-Jamie Foxx-given a Valentine’s Day assignment-trying to secure a sports gig, with the help of our PR girl Jessica Biel
2 hours with some fun moments. Watch it if you have no better alternatives or if you just wanna see a movie where almost everyone is pretty. 5.7/10 on imdb. 5/10 from me. But hey, I will recommend other films and TV shows with the cast members for you- their other projects that are either more fun, that have more soul or both. Click on the red to go to the reviews.
*Jessica Biel: The Illusionist. She is the co-star the Edward Norton in once cool period drama/romance/thriller/mystery
*Ashton Kutcher: Butterfly Effect, What Happens in Vegas, Just Married, My Boss’ Daughter.
*Jennifer Garner: Watch her TV show Alias. Amazing, kick-ass show with the right amount of romance, action, drama and comic-relief. But more action than anything. She is playing the same characters in her movies over and over again. Same goes for Ashton Kutcher obviously. But the movies I recommended above for him are either really gripping or really funny so who cares?
*Patrick Dempsey- Watch the first 2 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy or Made of Honor. Made of Honor is a typical romcom but at least its comedy part is actually funny
*Eric Dane: Marley and Me where he stars alongside Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson. But if its about giving him screen time, he has been a regular on Grey’s Anatomy since season 3 or so.
* Taylor Lautner: Twilight, New Moon
* Bradley Cooper: He also stars in Alias alongside Jennifer Garner. But he also played in awesome comedies like Wedding Crashers and The Hangover. And if you want Cooper in a romcom that is worth seeing, see He’s Just Not That Into You.
*Julia Roberts: She has done many good movies. Start with Conspiracy Theory, if you want original action/thriller.
* Jessica Alba: The Sleeping Dictionary, Awake. And for mindless entertainment and eye candy for girls, watch Into The Blue where she stars opposite Paul Walker.
*Topher Grace: That 70’s Show, obviously- where you will also see a very funny Ashton Kutcher. And please check out the solid comedy/drama In Good Company where he stars opposite Dennis Quaid and Scarlett Johansson.
* Anne Hataway: Becoming Jane
*Jamie Foxx: Law Abiding Citizen
Rox says
lol.. I sent u that mail/message and then I see this.. So here is my 1st comment.
I had better alternatives and so, I missed that movie.lol 😛
Rox says
I just submitted a reply. Wonder if it went through..
zoey says
Yeah, it did. Thanks for replying:)
The thing is the first time you post a comment, you need my approval (well, everyone needs it;)) and after that you can just comment away and you will automatically be approved.
Nice to hear from you again. So how do you like my blog then?
Rox says
Oh your blog is fantabulous. What else can we expect from a rock chick ? 😉 Did you design it too?
zoey says
Thanks so much. I wish to see you often here and I’m surely a regular at your blog too. How about you? Did you make the design?
Unfortunately, this is not my design but I tried tons of themes until I found The One- I adore this design. It has the coffee, pen, paper and the ipod and the paper-shaped place to put your writing…This is so designed for writers:)