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Shoot ’em Up! starring Clive Owen, Monica Belluci and Paul Giamatti

Posted on January 29, 2010 Written by ripitup

Clive Owen and Monica Belluci in Shoot 'Em Up. Fast, cool, sexy and hard rock all around.

This movie kicks ass. It is exciting, fast, sexy, funny, clever and as exaggerated as a computer game but it just works. Imagine a roller-coaster ride. Only, it is better, because the movie just never loses momentum.

Smith (Clive Owen) is a lone ranger minding his own business. The guy is so cool, he makes eating carrots look cool. So he gets annoyed to see that a heavily pregnant woman is being chased by gun men. He just has to get involved. There are many shooters but he takes care of them as if they are merely still targets. He even kills a guy with a carrot. Oh ,yeah. And you thought the carrot wouldn’t come in handy?! The shooters just keep coming and Smith takes care of them all the while help deliver the baby. He gets to save the baby and all the shooters come after him. So from that point on, we embark this uber-cool journey as this 6’2” stranger takes care of a newborn, gets assistance from his hooker friend (Monica Belluci), shoots men tens at a time as the audience gets to watch with a big grin on their faces.

It is absurd and totally unrealistic. But Clive Owen plays Smith to such perfection and you think: That guy is like smarter, cooler, faster and better than we have ever seen on screen and he can pull that off. He is also full-of one liners. You so wish you could know a guy like Smith and have him watch your back (and I am thinking if you are a woman, you would want to take him to bed too-the guy can shoot up everyone all the while continuing to give the woman an orgasm. And no, it is not my fantasy, it is a scene in the movie)

Paul Giamatti plays the ultimate psycho and Smith’s main enemy. His motives aren’t all that clear but his acting sure adds to the movie’s coolness.

The baby is fantatic. It smiles when Smith talks about guns and sleeps when he hears heavy metal.

Oh, and if by any chance you love rock music, the soundtrack is awesome. It includes Motorhead, Motley Crue, Nirvana, AC/DC, Wolfmother, Iggy Pop and more.

Fun as hell. See it. I take a movie this fun over any serious film or a light chick-film any day.

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The Boys are Back starring Clive Owen

Posted on January 28, 2010 Written by ripitup

The Boys are Back- Clive Owen — The Boys are Back stars Clive Owen. No, he does not hold a gun throughout the entire movie. Refreshing and beautiful gem of a film.

Joe Warr is a successful sports writer. He lives in Australia with a wife that he adores and a little son he really loves. So his whole world comes crashing down when he loses his wife to cancer. He has to deal with his wife’s death, help his son cope with his mother’s absence and juggle his work and family relationships…And just when he think he is getting the hang of it through trial and error, his older son from his previous marriage decides to come for a visit. He is a 15-year-old teenager who blames Joe for leaving. Patching things up with him won’t be easy. And it is another problem that the brothers seem to be getting attached to each other. What the hell is Joe going to do when his older son goes back to England?

The movie is just so beautiful, heart-breaking, fun and moving. It touches you, makes you smile and gives a lot to think about. Clive Owen magnificently portrays the lovable yet flawed Joe. Just when you think that you get him, his actions and reactions baffles you. When his past proves disappointing compared to his present, you still find yourself forgiving him. The movie is based on a memoir by Simon Carr so every bit of is real. If you expect another Clive Owen movie with guns, running and breath-taking action, you are in for a big surprise. This is a wonderfully humane story- full of ups & downs and rich with both external and internal conflicts.

This time it is art imitating life and it has done a great job. The scenery is also amazing. The movie made me fall in love with Australia all over again. Wild-life surrounding Joe’s house is just as wonderful as the rest of the movie.

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Derailed starring Clive Owen and Jennifer Aniston

Posted on January 27, 2010 Written by ripitup

Derailed movie review, starring Clive Owen and Jennifer Anniston

Charles (Clive Owen) is depressed. His once good marriage to Deanna (Melissa George) is shadowed by the fact that their daughter (Addison Timlin) is type 1 diabetics, which means she has to live with a dialysis machine in the house. Charles loves his daughter and what she is going through is killing him- which is why he feels refreshed and alive when he meets Lucinda (Jennifer Aniston) on his commute to work. She is pretty, smart, fun and understanding. She seems to provide perfect escapism and he seems to embrace this. When they decide to actually have sex, they go to a hotel. However they are caught in the middle of the act by a brutal gunned man who beats the hell out of Charles and rapes Lucinda. Knowing all about their identities, he is after cash. Lots of it. Charles can’t go go the police- after all, Lucinda’s husband will take her daughter away if he finds about their affair. He has to find the money but there are two problems: Charles is not wealthy. Their entire savings are done to be able to afford a drug for their daughter…

I liked Derailed. I like both lead actors. Plus Vincent Cassel is a pretty neat psycho. It comes all so naturally to him. And don’t listen to people who say Jennifer can’t act or she will be stuck as Rachel for the rest of her life (even though Ricky Gervais made a good joke about this at the Golden Globes).

The story is good. It has some cool twists and turns and the storytelling made even the predictable ones enjoyable..

Verdict: Clive Owen+ in a well-paced thriller = Success. 6.6/10 on IMDB. 7.5/10 from me.

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Duplicity starring Clive Owen and Julia Roberts

Posted on January 26, 2010 Written by ripitup

Duplicity movie review, starring Clive Owen and Julia Roberts — Duplicity stars Clive Owen and Julia Roberts. It might require some fast-forwarding, but it is fun.

Duplicity is a 2009 movie; written and directed by Tony Gilroy.

This is a weird film. It is a romantic/spy sort of thriller but it is not the thrillers we are used to from spy movies. Maybe it is just me but when I hear the word spy, I expect fighting scenes, explosions, complicated disguises, foreign languages spoken with perfect accents, adrenaline… Maybe it is the side effects of watching shows like 24 or Alias. I also like movies like The Saint. So imagine my surprise when all the spying takes place between two leading and competing corporations. Sure there are bugs, contacts, handlers and high-tech stuff, but all the disguise Clive Owen gives us is a southern accent with eye glasses.

Now, the movie is fun. I have always liked Julia Roberts and after having watched Beyond Borders, I decided to make a habit of watching Clive Owen movies (well, I hated Closer. So I watch anything with Clive but that). The movie’s basic problem is that it is too long. About 2 hours with lot of unnecessary dialogue. They also didn’t spend enough time trying to show how Ray (Owen) and Claire (Roberts) fell for each other. It would be cool to shoot for the lust angle but here we are talking about an actual long-distance relationship.

So a thriller with no chases and a relationship with no depth…Big cons, right? But I have to admit I did still enjoy it. Sure it dragged on and I’d have edited the script to 90 minutes tops if it were me. However, I have a degree in Business. It was our thing to go over case studies and study what corporations did or did not do right. And trust me- it is not that hard to imagine stuff like this happens all the time. You probably know at least a couple real life stories yourself. Pepsi vs Coca-Cola, anyone?

The plot? Oh yeah, that:

Claire and Ray go back 5 years. They meet, have sex and Claire disappears with some important stuff that belongs to Ray. Ray demands an explanation the next time he sees her. As it turns out, they are both spies and now they are forced to work together. Claire is the mole in a big company and Ray is her contact officer. They absolutely detest each other. Or do they?

The CEOs act like they would feel more at home at CIA headquarters than at their corporate offices. They each think they are smarter than the other. Each CEO is confident that his men will nail the next big thing. However Claire and Ray have a totally different plan of their own…

Harmless fun. But don’t even bother if you are in the mood for fast-paced action or if you don’t particularly like Roberts or Owen.

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