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Bloodwork starring Travis Van Winkle: Testing your level of disgust tolerance

Posted on April 8, 2012 Written by ripitup

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Bloodwork starring Travis Van Winkle & John Bregar feat. Eric Roberts.
Bloodwork starring Travis Van Winkle & John Bregar feat. Eric Roberts. Image via theshiznit.co.uk

Bloodwork Plot

University students/best buds Greg (Travis Van Winkle) and Rob (John Bregar) agree to be the test subjects of an experiment that pays enough to have a good vacation. Even though Rob is reluctant, Greg persuades him and they go the facility to start the trial of what they know as an allergy drug. But as they get their doses, they notice more and more anomalies at the place, as well as the weird attitude of some of the patience. Interestingly the more sensible Rob becomes more and more adjusted to the system as Greg grows uncharacteristically uncomfortable. Greg realizes that he might be the only one who is holding on to his sanity but saving himself or Rob will prove to be very difficult as he increasingly becomes more loyal to the program. And even though Greg knows they are being lied to, he is still unaware of the terrifying truth…

Bloodwork: Interesting, but Not At All Refreshing.

(*Some spoilers)

I am not a gore fan. I don’t even like seeing blood that much, and apart from the vampire feeding moments in the highly entertaining but not scary or disgusting The Vampire Diaries (or Angel or Queen of the Damned, etc.), I am not a fan.

I don’t like bugs (for an example on why it is a bad idea, see Colin Firth’s Trauma) or zombies.

That being said, I love a good thriller-especially where the thrills come from human psychology getting all screwed up. The more normal the guy was in the beginning, the bigger the effect of the transformation becomes.

If done well, humans being experimented upon and then all hell getting loose is a great idea. For decent examples, see The Killing Room or Das Experiment.

Bloodwork is decent up to the point where every single element that I don’t like comes together in a row: bugs, worms, dead animals, people turning zombies…And they are pretty bad at foreshadowing. Never mind the fact that you already predict many of the things that will happen (you are just on the lookout for the when/who and why), it doesn’t help that they either spell something out after it has happened, or they talk about how disgust works so that we stay human (as opposed to cannibalism and then the zombie thing happens.

Then there is the lack of security of the premises, the naiveté of everyone involved, underusing of the only better-known actor (Eric Roberts) in the film…..

I’d rate the movie 6 for the first half, 3 for the second. The acting is OK, but what good does that do while the story disappoints the hell out of you? 4/10 from me.

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The Divide Movie Review: Engaging but Far Too Depressing

Posted on March 28, 2012 Written by ripitup

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The-Divide-starring Lauren German, Ashton Holmes, Michael Eklund, Courtney B. Vance and Michael Biehn
The-Divide-starring Lauren German, Ashton Holmes, Michael Eklund and Michael Biehn. Image via beyondhollywood.com

 

The Divide just might be the most depressing movie that I have seen. I don’t like depressing movies, but some are engaging enough that you can’t resist holding on to the end. And when the depressing movie in question is labeled as a horror/sci-fi/thriller, you do expect an exciting twist here and there, and not just humans giving in to their primal urges, and starting to destroy each other-as if their situation wasn’t killing them fast enough.

Maybe it is the Hollywood-loving clichéd side of me, but I do like to find a little hope in a movie. This movie offered none. There were 2 characters that acted reasonably enough, and one that could have made a difference, had he the balls to do so.

Before I start a rant, let me take you over the plot a bit – let there be (some) spoilers!

Eva (Lauren German) and Sam (Iván González) can barely make it to the basement of their building with several other neighbors when several nuclear explosions occur. The basement was designed by the superintendent Mickey (Michael Biehn) to keep him alive and well for as long as possible until the explosions stop, and the after effects are minimized.

Unfortunately he has to let the neighbors – Sam and Eva, half brothers Josh and Adrien, Josh’s friend the wacky Bobby, Delvin and Marilyn with her young daughter- in.

Mickey wants to be in control, and he is annoyed by the unreasonable requests and demands of “guests”. At first he is somewhat successful as he explains why they can’t go out and how they can survive by optimizing their resources.

But the group, especially Bobby (Michael Eklund), Josh (Milo Ventimiglia) and Delvin (Courtney B. Vance) are irritated by Mickey’s controlling attitude, and they hate the fact that he has given himself more privileges.

However things really start going south when men in bio-hazard suits invade and attack. They fight them off, and manage to kill a couple. But the men take the daughter, and Adrien (Aston Holmes) gets shot.

After her daughter is gone, Marilyn (Rosanna Arquette) starts losing it. Josh decides to put on one of the man’s suits and explore-but he ends up making things worse for everyone-also declaring that the daughter is dead.

Moreover the men weld them in, so they can’t go out even if they don’t want to.

From then on chaos, primal urges and egos take over. Eva starts forming a connection with Adrien, who seems to be the calmest and the most easy-going of them all. After Mickey kills a threatening Delvin, Josh and Bobby take Mickey hostage, and take over his food. Unfortunately they turn out to be much worse “leaders” than Mickey. And as their health deteriorates, so does their humanity.

At this rate, no one will remain alive unless someone does something drastic, and Eva takes some desperate measures.

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The Good, the Bad & the Ugly

Let’s get the unpleasant stuff over with first.

The Bad and the Ugly

For a movie that is labeled as horror, sci-fi and thriller, I’d have to say it really fails in the horror and sci-fi departments. I’d say it is a psychological thriller/drama, with the depressing and annoying situations far outdoing any other elements.

There are so many things I’d have liked to know:

– Why were there nuclear blasts?

– Who attacked who and why?

– Why were the suited men doing their experiments and killing there?

– How come Mickey was the only one rightfully paranoid and prepared as Jerry Fletcher of Conspiracy Theory was?

– How come Mickey didn’t skip town or country? Was the whole world under attack?

I have more. And if they are answered at some point in the movie or hinted at, it is possible that I missed it as I was crossing my fingers to be the final parts to be over with.

Yes, the human psychology is fragile at best, and PTSD, along with constant anxiety and being deprived of Maslow’s lowest level of the needs pyramid. But are we that bad?

It is so depressing that the movie makes you think that the people who died instantly with the blast had the best ending.

There are unanswered questions, unlikeable characters, people being ready to bite each others’ heads off.

So you are dying and the best solution is to have sex? Or force yourself on women and try raping them? Really? What good is that going to do? You’ll be %0.5 less miserable? You are going to die a horrible death, and your hair is falling out and instead of trying to escape, you are acting like you should hang out with the killer from Seven.

It has some good moments, but it goes the typical humans-are-just animals-in-disguise route (aka anyone is capable of anything if they are pushed enough): there is a death toll, rape toll, psycho toll….and in the end, there is a chance you will say “Dude, I wish this was a short film and they all died in the blast.”

It is not that bad as a whole, but  it could have been so much more, had they used more sci-fi than just chilling human nature.

It makes me want to avoid the post apocalyptic stuff for a long while.

The Good

The acting: The acting is really good, and the actors have gone to extra lengths to look the part. In fact I don’t think I want to see Michael Eklund for some time. He was that repulsive real.

The basic idea: I fell in love with the trailer, but I’d have loved a little more screen time for what happened before the explosions began.

Engagement level: It has a weird engaging quality. Even when you want to stop watching, you can’t. You might want to press fast-forward, but you don’t want to stop watching.

 

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Directed by Xavier Gens (the director of Hitman and Frontiers).

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Recommended for movie fans not afraid of or annoyed/depressed by the darker side of human nature and don’t mind many unanswered questions.

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What to Expect When You’re Expecting the Movie What to Expect When You’re Expecting

Posted on March 24, 2012 Written by ripitup

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What to Expect When You're Expecting. Jennifer Lopez poster via moviefanatic.com

Yes, I’m afraid the title is a mouthful and a painfully obvious pun but I just couldn’t resist.

After all, a movie creates expectations in each of us- and just like the book the movie is based on gives us some ideas about what to expect when we are expecting (babies).

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What to Expect When You're Expecting posters- Cameron Diaz and Elizabeth Banks. Image via superstarbabies.com

Movies with big casts featuring lots of familiar names scare me. It is usually more bad news than good. There a lot of movies with great casts and lousy scripts and tedious results. Look at Dr. T and the Women  Or Gary Marshall’s Valentine’s Day. Just because you got lots of names, it doesn’t give you the right to shoot a story that has no entertainment value – mindless or otherwise.

But sometimes, with a good story and a famous cast- you can come out of it with great results, such as He’s Just Not That Into You, Hairspray or Stardust.

Plot and Cast

What to Expect When You’re Expecting will apparently tell the tales of many mother and father-to-bes

As well as the parents who are doing their best to cope. The cast has Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Dennis Quaid, Matthew Morrison, Elizabeth Banks, Jessica Kendrick, Megan Mullally (Will and Grace’s Karen), Chase Crawford (Gossip Girl’s Nate) and Chris Rock.

The trailer looks entertaining, but only time (and the movie itself) will show which category this movie will belong to. But I really like the gang of dads who boast of their kids’ “accidents.”

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What to Expect When You’re Expecting is coming to the theaters in May.

[pro-player width=’530′ height=’253′ type=’video’]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTetUGvKWk[/pro-player]

So what are expecting from this film?

 

Other recommended ensemble cast movies:

 The Good Shepherd feat. Robert De Niro, Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, Alec Baldwin, Billy Crudup, William Hurt, Timothy Hutton, Lee Pace, Gabriel Macht.

The Air I Breathe feat. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Brendan Fraser, Forest Whitaker, Emile Hirsch, Kevin Bacon, Julie Delpy, Andy Garcia

Stardust feat. Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert De Niro, Claire Danes, Henry Cavill, Ricky Gervais, Sienna Miller.

Hairspray feat. John Travolta, Christopher Walken, Michelle Pfeiffer, James Marsden Zac Efron, Allison Janney, Amanda Bynes

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Dark Shadows starring Johnny Depp: Depp might be the funniest vampire ever!

Posted on March 20, 2012 Written by ripitup

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Dark Shadows starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green & Helena Bonham Carter
Dark Shadows starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green & Helena Bonham Carter. Image via seat42f.com

I’m not a Tim Burton fan. As in I’ve so far enjoyed watching a total of 4 of his films: Batman, Batman Returns, Big Fish (my absolute favorite among them all) and Edward Scissorhands. Burton typically goes too cartoon-like- to the point where his humor and the relatability of the characters get lost on me.

Loving only half of Johnny Depp movies (the ones I don’t like are often directed by Tim Burton- the dude does wear pretty much anything Tim Burton gives him), I wasn’t all that excited about Dark Shadows…That was until I watched the hilarious trailer. If the movie is anything like it, it looks like I’m going to have one hell of a good time watching it .

Of course I don’t mind one bit that Michelle Pfeiffer is among the cast – I’ve liked a lot of her movies so far (Wolf, Tequila Sunrise, Hairspray, Stardust, Up Close & Personal to name a few.)

Dark Shadows Plot

A witch (Eva Green) curses the playboy Barnabas Collins (Johnny Depp) he is in love with, and turns him to a vampire, and then buries him alive. When he is accidentally woken up over 200 years later, it is the 70s and hilarity ensues he has to get used to all the new technology, the witch doing her best to seduce him, the state of the family business and the family members. Oh, and then there is the 70s fashion…

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In case you are wondering whether our taste is similar or not when it comes to Depp, below are the Johnny Depp movies I like or love (in no specific order):

–          Finding Neverland

–          Once Upon a Time in Mexico (huge Desperado fan)

–          Blow (I almost cried at the end- never watched a movie that engaging about a drug dealer, and never felt such sympathy for one.)

–          Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (hated 2 & 4)

–          In the nick of time

–          What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

–          Benny and Joon also starring Aidan Quinn and Julianne Moore.

–          Chocolat

–          The Rum Diary

–          The Man Who Cried

Recommended Johnny Depp Reading:

The Tourist starring Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie & Paul Bettany

Johnny Depp A Kind of Illusion: The Book Review

Public Enemies starring Johnny Depp, Christian Bale and Marion Cotillard

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